The Danger Zone

Stephan.
23.
Brooklyn.
Single and unsure how to mingle
bensasse:

Giant pipe being put to use at a Umphrey’s McGee show at Red Rocks! I’m Ben Sasse and I approved this message. Colorado is so rad since legalization! Dude must have to carry this around in its own suitcase…

bensasse:

Giant pipe being put to use at a Umphrey’s McGee show at Red Rocks! I’m Ben Sasse and I approved this message. Colorado is so rad since legalization! Dude must have to carry this around in its own suitcase…

(via stoners-boner)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)